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🏎️ Cars Fall Through Ice After Parking Too Close

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Plugged In
January 24, 2023

Sup. This is the Drivers' Daily. We’re not a regular automotive newsletter; we're a cool automotive newsletter.

Here’s what we’ve got for you today:

  • Cars fall through ice after parking too close

  • Literally a flying car

  • Sebastian Vettel puts his R35 up for sale

CARS FALL THROUGH ICE AFTER PARKING TOO CLOSE

Well, well, well, looks like a bunch of yokels from Minnesota decided to park their cars on a frozen lake because they lack common sense and ignored all safety precautions.

So, the ice, being the stubborn, cold (haha), and uncooperative thing it is, decided to crack the sh*ts. And I mean like literally cracked and swallowed those cars whole. Classic.

THIS IS LITERALLY A FLYING CAR

For a casual $789,000 you can live it up. Up in the sky.

The world's economy on fire, so what better time to unveil a $789,000 flying car that no one needs or can afford? Introducing the Aska A5, the ultimate in unnecessary luxury.

Just in case you're thinking of buying one, you can pay a $5,000 deposit to be first in line for this monstrosity. The best part? It's not even ready yet! Apparently, Aska's CEO Guy Kaplinsky said they're waiting on the FAA to give them an "experimental permit" that could happen "within a month." Okay bro.

Aska's taken about four years to come up with this overpriced, gas-guzzling, eyesore of a compromise between a regular car and a plane. It flys at a maximum speed of 150 mph and travels 250 miles on a single charge, which I guess is perfect if you need to escape a natural disaster or like, the apocalypse or something.

The idea is by 2030 they'll be fully autonomous, communicating with each other to avoid in-air collisions. So basically uber, but for f**king planes. I actually hope this really takes off (pun intended).

SEBASTIAN VETTEL PUTS HIS R35 UP FOR SALE

Looks like Sebastian Vettel, the four-time Formula 1 champion, is getting rid of one of his fancy-ass toys. Guess he's trading in old s**t for new s**t. New R36 GTR, am I right?

This 2012 Nissan GT-R Black Edition baby of his has only driven 93 miles in the last 10 years! Guess he was busy? Idk. Basically it's brand new and you can have it for just $270,000.

So if you're in the market for an unmolested R35 and the bonus bragging rights of "Yo I bought this from Seb.", this might just be for you. Happy shopping!

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