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🏎️ Tesla Crashes Into A Pool

🏎️ Tesla Crashes Into A Pool

Helmet Guy
January 23, 2023

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Tesla car crashes into a pool
Volkwagens' head of design gets the boot
Toto Wolff: I'm living in Horner's head rent free!

TESLA CRASHES INTO A POOL

In a shocking turn of events, a Tesla driver in San Rafael took their love for the environment to the next level by driving straight into a swimming pool.

The California Highway Patrol reported that the incident occurred just before 7:30am on a Saturday morning, and that the driver, who was not wearing a seat belt, was pronounced dead on the scene.

The cause of the crash is currently under investigation, but sources say it could have been due to the driver mistaking the pool for a charging station.

The Tesla, however, is said to have been in pristine condition, with only a slight water damage. The pool, on the other hand, was described as "totaled".

Moral of the story: Don't crash into a pool. Wear your seatbelt.

VOLKSWAGENS HEAD OF DESIGN GETS CUT

Volkswagen's head of design, Jozef Kaban, has been given the boot. Peace out homie.

According to reports, Kaban's designs for the retro-futuristic ID Life concept and the Trinity electric sedan meet the expectations of new VW CEO who apparently wanted them to be more 'crossover-y'. Whatever the f**k that means.

Kaban still gets to stay with the company, just in a different position. Unfortunately, it's as the company's designated coffee runner.

Bentley design boss Andreas Mindt will be taking over the role from February 1st. Volkswagen has declined to comment but an official statement is expected in the next week announcing that all VW's moving forward will feature bug eye headlights.

On the bright side, Kaban will be remembered. Remembered as that guy who managed to push a car that looks like a refridgerator on wheels into production. Respect.

TOTO WOLFF: I'M LIVING IN CHRISTIAN HORNER'S HEAD RENT FREE

Toto Wolff claims he's living in Christian Horner's head "rent free" in a fresh swipe at his fierce Red Bull rival. Because you know, nothing says 'friendly competition' like claiming to be a permanent resident in someone's brain.

These two have always been stirring up each other, and it all came to a climax in 2021 when Hamilton and Verstappen decided to forget about racing and play bumper cars instead. Though last year when Red Bull dominated, Toto took a back seat and learned to stfu.

The rivalry appears to be as intense as ever as Wolff described a relationship with the Red Bull chief as a 'waste of time'. Bruh.

We're personally hoping for a repeat of the dramatic Red Bull vs Mercedes showdown again this year, with lights out on the new season on March 5.

Who do you think will come out on top in 2023? Email us at [email protected] to give us your thoughts!

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10:00 AM • Jan 23, 2023

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